RE: attributing these to Wesley you're completely wrong on #1 & #3 and half-wrong on #2.
Edit: nah, you're pretty much 100% wrong on #2 as well.
That's interesting - and here I thought I wasn't going to get any actual debate in this thread before it was closed. I'm curious as to where I'm wrong (and actually willing to talk about it without citing sources from websites that are incredibly unbelievable and almost sadly hilarious).