- Children singing. It's creepy and terrifying.- Children making that high-pitched shrieking sound.
- Hearing people breathing. Especially mouth breathers. (This is probably the one that makes me most angry. Exception for sleeping people.)- Any gross noise people make while eating.
- People who constantly suck phlegm up the back of their throat.
- People who cough once loudly and violently like "HMMPH!" and then stop it at that. It literally hurts me for some reason. Finish out the coughing series with lesser coughs like "HMMPH hmmp hmpph hmmph".
- People who internalize their sneeze and try to muffle it. Let that **** out, man. It hurts to hear that.
- Rat dogs barking.
...and women burping
...and people that make noise while chewing gum
*quit snuggling with danny tanner