Are there any noises you can't stand?

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I hang out with a lot of dippers. I dip, but when I spit, I do it silently and discretely. I release the spit and it slides down the side of the cup. No projectile. (Gross, I know.) I guess that comes from hiding it in high school. But I can't stand it when people spit loud into a cup or bottle. PTWOO! PTWOO! And it always seems like they spit way to often, too. Like every 2 seconds. And ALWAYS during a movie...
 

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Then do yourself a favor and never work at Tinker Air Force Base. I will state this fact with 100% accuracy that I am the absolute only male in building 3001 that doesn't constantly suffer from explosive diarrhea. Every time I'm in the bathroom and somebody is #2'ing it sounds like they're back there dancing on ketchup packets. I have no idea why this is but it may be because I'm the only person that doesn't drink the Tinker water.

I thought I was the only one not blasting away. There are some gross noises in those B3001 bathrooms but look at the stuff that these people are eating in the cafeteria.
 

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Another vote for the sound of someone chewing with their mouth open...makes me want to hit them in the face with a shovel.

Obama's persistent verbal pauses....anyone that thinks he's a great orator knows jack and sh$t about the art of public speaking.
 

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