Then do yourself a favor and never work at Tinker Air Force Base. I will state this fact with 100% accuracy that I am the absolute only male in building 3001 that doesn't constantly suffer from explosive diarrhea. Every time I'm in the bathroom and somebody is #2'ing it sounds like they're back there dancing on ketchup packets. I have no idea why this is but it may be because I'm the only person that doesn't drink the Tinker water.
Dude, why ya gotta kawkblock?
And I mean really can't stand. Noises that drive you out of your mind, so bad that you have to leave the room?
Mine:
– Anyone chewing anything. If I can hear you eating, you're doing it wrong.
- Children singing. It's creepy and terrifying.
- Children making that high-pitched shrieking sound.
- Hearing people breathing. Especially mouth breathers. (This is probably the one that makes me most angry. Exception for sleeping people.)
- Any gross noise people make while eating.
- People who constantly suck phlegm up the back of their throat.
- People who cough once loudly and violently like "HMMPH!" and then stop it at that. It literally hurts me for some reason. Finish out the coughing series with lesser coughs like "HMMPH hmmp hmpph hmmph".
- People who internalize their sneeze and try to muffle it. Let that **** out, man. It hurts to hear that.
- Rat dogs barking.
the tips of fork tines scraping across a plate.
not much of a people person huh?
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